Forced to do this

Yeah... the title tells you how reluctant am I to do this. Since everybody was so curious about what happened today, I will fulfill your requests then, by inform you about every detail that've went on, even the color of my faeces. You happy? JUST KIDDING LOL, who would want to know or.. maybe you're excluded from the who? :P

Okay, today I went outing with mah.. much more known as badminton gang, accompanied by some random people who I know, organised by CC ( yay, applause anyone? ). Frankly, I'm utterly flabbergasted by the perfect attendance cuz ONLY 4 PEOPLE RESPONDED TO THE EVENT ON FACEBOOK. Well, though I'm not one of them. >< Due to mom's busy schedule, I'm forced to follow dad's car at 12, causing me to lose the chance to go ice skating with them. sigh. But nevermind, I can avoid myself from being humiliated as a newbie in ice skating, in front of the gang, especially you. YES YOU! You better stop with your evil laugh now!

Apparently, my plan of giving them a massive surprise went successfully. Though someone discovered my appearance earlier and pointed at me like an innocent kid. :O
And so, we had lunch together at the food court. Lynn then went somewhere else to purchase her preferred meal while we're sittin at our table.

Tek : Eh, Lynn leh?
Yenn : She went to buy Ru Rou Fan.
Tek : Say what? 乳肉饭? * show the boob hand sign *
Yenn : =.= RU ROU FAN LA! U PERVERT!
Tek : whaat la?!? since when people eat boobs??
Yenn : =.=

Until Lynn returned with a bowl of Ru Rou Fan ( not boob rice -.- ), I snapped out of confusion. ( reminds you of pokemon eh? ) Ok, there is something called the Ru Rou Fan, don't know how to write it in Chinese. After everyone finished their meal, we went bowling. So yeah, here is where the climax starts. I insert my fingers into the holes, ( OK, NOW THINK STRAIGHT, WILL YA? ) adjusted my posture, and ready to bowl the ball. When I was giving it a nice 180degree backswing, my fingers left the ball or... THE BALL LEFT MY FINGERS, yes I'm blaming the ball cuz inside, ITS SOOO WET, probably filled with sweat and somehow its oily. So, the ball landed on the floor, gravitational acceleration = 9.81m/s^2. BOOM! My face was like WTF. And the HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sound echoed throughout the place . There's nothing much about bowling, so let's skip to the next epic moment.

Zzzzz, I don't really think its epic yet you guys do. So, I'll just entertain you all by humiliating myself once more. After the bowling session, we went to Secret Recipe as CC suggested. As I passed by a camera shop, the shots aroused my curiosity, so I went to have a closer look. But then when I turned back after a few seconds, the gang was no longer visible. Damn, I'm lost. ( not in the sense of direction ). What I do next was make a phone call to join back the gang.

So this is how the outing went. I'm too lazy to report about things happened in Secret Recipe.

Ahh...its already 12.35AM. Gotta attend photography talk tomorow. Catch ya later people! =)

Neoh Yah Yung

YY : I'M BEAUTIFUL IN MY WAY, HANDWRITTING MAKES NO MISTAKE
ME : TOO BAD ITS UGLY, BABY U WERE BORN THIS WAY!

Yeah, another dying Gaga fan. Damnit, I have uncountable Gaga fans as friend, nevermind, I'm one of them too. By the way, don't get offended by the dialogue yeh! I know you won't anyways. Neoh Al Vin, Niaovin, Alvin, Yah Yung, Yayong or whatever epic names people gave him( variety too wide, can't list them all for you )is one of my best pal made in form4. My first impression on him was * OMG, why so high? I mean..tall. Looks more like a nerdy study freak to me. *( sorry if this displeased you ) Well, I HAVE EVIDENCE FOR THIS.

YY : OMG TEK
ME : O.O
YY : I SLEPT THE WHOLE DAY, DIDN'T TOUCH ANY BOOK AT ALL.
ME : =.=
YY : OMFG, HOW?!?
ME : =.=|||
YY : OH SHIT, I GO STUDY NOW!
ME : =.=||||||
YY : BYEBYE, SHOO ME AWAY IF YOU SEE ME ONLINE AGAIN
ME : =.=||||||||||||||| SHOO! LOL

This is how I reciprocated him, inspired? ( by me, duh ) To be honest, this is our daily chat during the exam period on facebook ( where else can we chat? MSN? Naah ), I bet you all will hate it much, too right? BLAAAH, exams are over so lets forget about this.

So this person is stochastic, like real arbitrary. We listen to each other, crap with each other and most significantly, we share love problems LOL. Well, I don't have any actually, just to help solving his problems and comfort him when necessary. Back to his randomness, sometimes or most of the time, we capitalized every sentences on facebook chat, if you are that observant to recognize it from the dialogue aove. Again, allow me to present you our randomness through some epically random conversation.

YY : SAYA BATU.
ME : KAMU HISAP.
YY : SAYA BATU, KAMU HISAP.
ME : KAMU HISAP, SAYA BATU.
And then , we continued with some unpresentable words, which I think it is religious or pervert. :x But who cares, we had fun though. ><

Okay, for the second time, if you are that observant, I bet you'll be asking whats up with his handwritting. :P No, don't cry Alvin, it is not as horrible as you think. I'm a nice person, remember? lets carry on, you wouldn't want to see it, trust me! You would rather jump down from the 20th floor (Y). His handwritting is like sooooo awesome, until you can't recognize what it is. However, there is still someone who appreciates his awesomeness. No, that person isn't blind, she's just kind. :) See! She's being so kind to motivate you, yet you attack her with your handwritting! Have some mercy! Have a sign of sympathy! ( Assumption : Alvin *like I care* )

Okay, enough with those heartaching comments. This person has advantages too, like everyone do, duhh. One of the top scorer in my class and easy to get along with. Oh, and a good listener too, willing to lend me a hand to face troubles, though I rejected him all the time. Sorry eh, secretive mmg secretive.

I'll end this with another awesome dialogue, this time for real, no joke. So listen carefully.

YY : SAYA BATU.
ME : KAMU HISAP.
YY : SAYA BATU, KAMU HISAP.
ME : KAMU HISAP, SAYA BATU.
YY/ME : KAMI SAMA-SAMA BATU, SAMA-SAMA HISAP!

Thank you for bring my friend :'D touching nuf? LOL

EPC

EPC, literally named Epic Poetry Club, but practically known as Ehstrian Porn Club. ( Ehstrians stands for S3ians. ) By the way, please don't judge us with that point of view of yours, we're just mentally a whore but physically a VIRGIN, though we're not the whores of the whores afterall. Some of us ( me ) are way more purer than you are. This epic club was established at...ehto..3rd of July in 2011. Well, its history wasn't that long, but there's alooot of epic moments I would like to share with.
And before that, here is a list of hierachy. ( just for fun :P )

GOP ( God of Pervert ) - Kyan
GOI ( God of Innocence ) - XY
GOB ( God of Bra ) - Bra
GOS ( God of Slave ) - Jay
KOP ( King of Pervert ) - Me
QOP ( Queen of Pervert ) - PJ
MOP ( Magician of Pervert ) - HongHong
SOS^maths error, syntax error or whatever ( Slave of slave ) - YY

So yeah, here is where I belong in 4S3, whenever there is a relief period or whatever free time. We talk, we chat, we play, we laugh, we rape LOL. We played epic games such as Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle, I know its sophomoric for people at the age like us, but we don't care anyway, uniqueness FTW. Speakin' of Truth or Dare, this game grants us chance to chao sui and most surprisingly, for our dear GOS to make an indirect confession to GOP. Thats sweet, I wish I could do that too :( . You guys have to know that both of you are really lucky!

Okay, that confession thingy reminds me of 4S3 class trip which is so memoriable until it worths to be kept in my memory for life. We EPC members apparently formed stronger bonds between each other after sharing our rejoice and euphoria. We poker-ed, cycled, captain ball-ed ( we owned in this game (Y) ), barbequed and SLEPT WITH EACH OTHER ON THE SAME BED. Hah, someone has to thank me for giving him chance to have a closer interaction with XXXX. :P

We had joy, we had fun, we had season in the sun. I'm sure EPC will be blessed with joy and fun for the upcoming days. :D Friends forever?

Bryan a.k.a Bra

Sorry eh, for taking you so long. Here is an awesome picture of you, which I think its awesome.Don't stare it for too long kay :P I'm gonna make this interesting and looong to satisfy you XP. So I bet you all are questioning why would this person has such 'unique' nickname, well I think its probably derived from his actual name Bryan. Hah, feels weird calling your actual name again, Bra. But nevermind, I bet you'll feel even more weird when I call you Bryan, Bra. Yeah, he likes his name sooo much until he corrected everyone to call his nickname.

I think I didn't see person before at school for the past few years until I met him in 4S3. During last year's year end, I eventually searched every person in my form4 class list on facebook. And when I saw this person, my reaction was...* wow, this serious sheet, looks so gangster-ish, I don't think we'll be friends.* :x Until I met him in class, my first impression was COMPLETELY WRONG. I still remember during the first day school, we stared and blinked our innocent eyes at each other. O.O , though he's no longer that innocent until EPC was established. But he's just so cuddly!

Hmm...this person is naturally smart and a quick learner. He knows alot of stuff I don't know, including those you wouldn't want to know or too eager to know stuff. He loves to read, unserendipitiously not the books we study in school. He rarely touches homeworks unless people force him with violence, who is you-know-who-know. I found out we share some common traits, both of us have the same music genre and practice the same instrument. (Y)

Most of the time we get along with each other well. Sometimes he behaves like a cow ( sorry bra, its not completely a bad thing btw ), which often makes me roll on floor laugh my ass off. You should join English debate team, trust me. As a responsible K.K, he can go real mad at you if you disobey him, and I truly understand how it feels when you get scolded because your friend does not do his duty until you have to do it yourself. D: So I choose to obey him all the time. Thats so nice of me LOL.

Now, for some negative comments, hope it wont offend you so deeply, even if it does, try not to be mad kay? You know I'm not criticizing you purposely. Yeah, sometimes I'm not really happy when you turn into a real cow ( sorry once again, forgive me please! ) I felt offended by your words. ( Humans aren't perfect, so I don't really mind ). At most, I'll just go offline or keep quiet to avoid any unwanted conflicts to happen. Maybe, I'm just a little too stingy or so. But I know its not worth to let some offensive words coming out from our mouths to affect our friendship originating from our hearts right? Fortunately enough, our friendship is still as courteous as always. :D

Ah...my mind is currently blank now. So I guess I have to end this right here. Generally, he's an awesome friend, and I mean it. He understands we well, even if I mask my actual feeling of depression. Bra, I can tell you that, our 10months of friendship is definitely stronger than those I built with some other people for 4years. :'D That's all for Bra, stay tuned to my next upcoming post about EPC which you guys have been asking at the 2nd paragraph. Au Revoir!

Your First Melody

I'm finally here! And yes, the bloody final exams are over. Nothing much about it, I screwed most of them, or they screwed me instead ( this makes more sense I guess ), as usual. But who cares? as long as my awesome friends would unscrew me in the end. So, stay tuned for the next update! Which will be ready in like few more minutes? Yes bra, that post is yours, as I promised.

Oh yeah, it doesn't matter if you don't know me, not planning to introduce myself anyways. I'll be good to you when you are. :D Au revoir!